I am embarking on a challenge, one that, I imagine, will leave me half dead, somewhere in Greenwich Park, a heap of blood, sweat and grey foam. Yep, you guessed it! I am intending to run the London Marathon in April 2015. hence the Blood and sweat. Oh and the grey foam, that will be accounted for by the rhino costume I will be wearing for the duration of said marathon. In fact, it's not so much a case of 'I am intending' but a case of I am now bloody committed to this heinous ordeal. In the process I will also hopefully be raising copious amounts for the coffers of Save the Rhino International, which will in tern be used for the salvation of a species (or five if we want to get pedantic*).
So the training has started in earnest you say, you must be onto your 15 miler by now. Well I can tell you straight up. I have a long way to go. To quote myself, 'I am not a natural athlete', and have yet to discover the endorphin induced euphoria apparently experienced by the keener sports people of this earth. For instance today, written neatly in my diary, I am meant to be running 10 miles. So far, including writing this, I have expertly avoided carrying out my own instruction, and I fear that these short winter days mean it will soon be dark and thus too dangerous to go out onto the mean country roads, even with seventeen neon running accessories.
However, despite my best efforts to avoid it, and my very persuasive arguments re darkness, cold and other. Christmas is over, the new year is drawing in and I must rise to this particular agony. Along with my running, I will also need to fundraise. It turns out running a marathon doesn't come cheap and doing it for charity even less so. So far, as with my training, so good. I have raised £40.. oh hang on, thats £40 of £1,500 pledge. So again I have my work cut out for me. So if you would like to help me on my way then please read on! Do keep up to date with these ramblings, as I will be coming up with several imaginative ways to help persuade you all to part with your cash (in the name of charity of course!) In the meantime for those who need less persuasion, why not get it over and done with and donate now using the link below.
Click here to donate to Rory's Marathon Challenge
For now, in the name of all things rhino
'Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!' **
*There being five species of rhino throughout the world all of which are endangered and all of whom Save the Rhino strives to protect.
** As written by Save the Rhino's founder patron Douglas Adams (in reference to Dolphins but works just as as well for rhinos, don't you think).